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Trip or Treat

A Dark Side of the Shroom Halloween Adventure



Part 1: Blue Razz


The Haunted Hag Hayride


The night was slightly chilly, and the smell of autumn air filled the sullen sky. It was time to rip open a bag of Blue Razz Dark Side of the Shroom gummies to help spring me into the spirit of Halloween and prepare for the night’s adventure: A Haunted Hayride!

 

The deliciously sweet aroma poured out of the bag, luring me in with its enticing blueberry aroma complimented with tangy raspberry zest. Starting with the recommended dose of one gummy, I popped this delicious morsel in my mouth, taking my time to enjoy the gummy’s scrumptious berry blend. Savoring its sweetness, I swallowed the gummy down and began to patiently await the coming adventure. 

 

The tractor was fueling up and preparing the hay bales for guests to sit comfortably. While I chose not to dress up for this event, many other adults decided to delve into their own creepy creativity. After taking my seat on a fresh bale, I found myself surrounded by cape-wearing vampires, devilish red devils, zombies and various walking corpses, wicked witches, and one particular ghost that chose the traditional white sheet with holes for eyes, which I found particularly appealing as it was an homage to old school costume garbs.

 

After approximately thirty minutes, the tractor had finished fueling, loading the guests onto the tractor, and other final poltergeist preparations had been made. The ride was finally ready to begin…and so was my trip.

 

The tractor labored down a dark gravel road through corn fields and tall pines that were grown to be sold for the Christmas holiday later this coming year. I began to feel a sense of warming calm blanket my body. The feeling would cradle me from the spine-chilling scares that awaited, yet I was stimulated and looking forward to the frightening fun that lay ahead.

 


The House of the Hag


The first stop on this tour was at an old, abandoned shack that had been adorned with Halloween decorations to resemble a witch’s abode. Gravestones littered the small grassy area in front of the house and some grave markers had skeletons laid out to seem as though they were rising from their graves. Eerie music was playing from the rundown home, filled with creaky doors, howling winds, and malevolent moans. Our guide told us a historical tale of how Halloween had been brought to America by Irish settlers, and the witch that headlined this tour was from the Emerald Isle. 

 

The Halloween décor was on point, and the history of this witch character had me intrigued. While I was not overly scared at this point, as the Dark Side of the Shroom gummy had me in a pleasant state of mind, I was amped up and in full Halloween mode. I was relaxed, yet anxiously awaiting our next stop.


The Captivating Crone


The tractor had started back up and began to slowly crawl toward our next diabolical destination. Our guide had informed us that we would soon be meeting the very witch that was behind this heinous hayride. 

 

With my Halloween spirit at its peak, the Dark Side of the Shroom gummy had reached its peak as well. My spine tingled, but not from terror. Rather, a wave of happiness filled my body, bringing me to a state of heightened Halloween elation. I was ready for whatever was next.

 

Or so I thought!



The tractor had come to an abrupt stop in front of an open field where a single fire burned high, pouring its embers toward the ebony sky. As if rising from the Earth itself, a womanly figure began to emerge, the fire’s light silhouetting her figure. She was dressed in a black dress draped passed her knees, high pointed tar black shoes with tightly knotted laces adorning her feet, and a traditional witch’s hat, its peak sharp and exact, sat upon her head. 

 

She spoke in a raspy tone, warning us of these haunted woods where we were trespassing, and how her hexes would haunt each of us every All Hallows’ Eve. To say I was scared may have been an exaggeration, however, I did have a tremor of terror fill my mind. While I knew this was all good fun, allowing yourself to be scared is always a ghoulishly good time.


Refreshments & Reflection


With everyone sufficiently scared from the hideous hag, the tractor started up its engine to make its way back to the beginning of the ride. The witch’s shrieking laughter faded off in the distance as we grew further away from her domain. The conclusion of this terrifying trek was nearing, but not before some refreshments.

 

We came back to the start of our journey to be greeted with buckets full of water for bobbing apples. Brightly lit Jack-O Lanterns could be seen decorating the reception area, and black cat cupcakes were available for a snack. A cauldron full of a light, pine green liquid, pawned off as ‘witches brew’, was available as a beverage. I poured a cup, grabbed a cupcake cat, and sat with friends discussing the night’s scares, while also highlighting the great body vibe from the Dark Side of the Shroom gummy during the ride.

 

In the end, the hayride was a truly fun experience enhanced by the great vibes of the Blue Razz Dark Side of the Shroom gummy. The Dark Side of the Shroom Blue Razz gummy had made a terrifically terrifying experience even better by providing a chill vibe while heightening my focus on Halloween horror. 


Enjoy your trip on the Dark Side!